I know what happened to Rob.

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Pretty sure that Rob may have moved to Renfrew , bought a Ridgeline . Now he wears an eye patch ,and paddles up and down the Connequenessing ,doing reenactments of different pirate movies . F you listen , you can occasionally hear “ Arrr, avast ye scurvy lubbers ! Go fuck Ye selves with a marlin spike ! “ . He’ll also wait by the bridge and throw sticks that he finds in the creek ,and insults at passing Ram trucks .
 
Pretty sure that Rob may have moved to Renfrew , bought a Ridgeline . Now he wears an eye patch ,and paddles up and down the Connequenessing ,doing reenactments of different pirate movies . F you listen , you can occasionally hear “ Arrr, avast ye scurvy lubbers ! Go fuck Ye selves with a marlin spike ! “ . He’ll also wait by the bridge and throw sticks that he finds in the creek ,and insults at passing Ram trucks .
Well , the locals have found a way to clean up the creek,and be entertained. Seems like they have got a bunch of ll sized cardboard cut outs of Ram trucks . They ask folks going over the bridge to fasten them to their vehicles as they cross over the creek . So far , there isn’t a stick ,or piece of trash left within several hundred yards of the bridge . The most popular cutout to use seem to be the the white mega cab with signs from the local Husqvarna shop . That one Really winds Rob up ! He got so pissed at it once , he threw his peg leg at it because he couldn’t find anything else handy to throw . It’s all kinda sad , really . . .