I know what happened to Rob.

[Dan in WI]

His crummy broke down and the only truck available to him was a Dodge.

After a few miles he realized that Dodge was the finest vehicle he had ever driven, bar none.

He realized that he'd been wrong all along, now he loves Dodge Rams.

Without his hatred for Dodge to motivate him he no longer has the energy to post, so he stopped.

Fortunately this gives him lots of time to wash and wax his new truck.

True story.

 

[thomas1]

I heard he went to go fuck himself, but when he got there he realized he was already fucked.

 

[Majorpayne]

I heard Oly caught Rob and PRJ doing buttstuff and he is too embarrassed to show his face.

 

[Stihl sawing]

Oh My!

 

[Laroo]

I heard he got food poisoning from a undercooked bag of dicks!

 

[Stihl sawing]

If this thread don't bring him out of the woodwork, nothing will.

 

[Majorpayne]

Also heard rectal gerbil poisoning.

 

[RandyMac]

I heard Oly caught Rob and PRJ doing buttstuff and he is too embarrassed to show his face.

actually, Rob caught Oly and PRJ doing buttstuff and went into a self induced coma to try and forget

 

[Czed]

This him?

 

[DSS]

I thought he finally just took his own advice and fucked off, peg leg included

 

[DSS]

This him?

It could be, except for the last three words

 

[JRepairsK70e]

I heard he went to go fuck himself, but when he got there he realized he was already fucked.

Being doublefuked coulda sent Rob to an alternate dimension where his name is Edownr and he’s unable to respond to even the nicest of requests !?🤔🤷‍♂️🙄🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬mus be rough on the poor SOB 😢

 

[treeslayer2003]

Fran got pissed with his smart ass mouth, struck him in the head with a large cast iron pan, buried him out back under the pepper plants?

its possible.

 

[Stihl sawing]

Katey mighta had him arrested again.

 

[dancan]

Might his name really be SlowP and finally realized that he/she couldn't keep the charade going any longer before he/she was outed ???


Don't move here .

 

[Dan in WI]

This him?

You think he would refuse to do gay stuff?

$20 is $20....

 

[Steve NW WI]

Aliens got him, they were almost done with the rectal probe when the RCAF shot their UFO outta the sky with a loaner Sidewinder that was strapped to their Sopwith Camel.

Luckily for Rob, the vaunted Flying Mounties forgot to unstrap the Sidewinder before firing, and were able to land safely with the UFO in tow after the lines got tangled.

Unfortunately for Rob, they haven't found the off switch for the anal probe yet, and the Martians ain't telling till they get their craft fixed, and they're missing a couple obsolete Homelite parts to finish the job.

 

[greendohn]

get well soon Rob

or

fuck off

maybe go fuck yer'self instead.

or perhaps you could

shit and fall back in it

 

[BIGBADBOB]

 

[Dan in WI]

I heard he got food poisoning from a undercooked bag of dicks!

That is a really terrible thing to say, WTF is wrong with you?

Everyone knows that Rob eats dicks raw.