I know what happened to Rob.

Aliens got him, they were almost done with the rectal probe when the RCAF shot their UFO outta the sky with a loaner Sidewinder that was strapped to their Sopwith Camel.

Luckily for Rob, the vaunted Flying Mounties forgot to unstrap the Sidewinder before firing, and were able to land safely with the UFO in tow after the lines got tangled.

Unfortunately for Rob, they haven't found the off switch for the anal probe yet, and the Martians ain't telling till they get their craft fixed, and they're missing a couple obsolete Homelite parts to finish the job.

Rod has the anal probe remote and won't give it up.
 
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The object of Robs recurring nitemares 😳😩 terrorfying piv rite thar!!😢😱😰
 
Aliens got him, they were almost done with the rectal probe when the RCAF shot their UFO outta the sky with a loaner Sidewinder that was strapped to their Sopwith Camel.

Luckily for Rob, the vaunted Flying Mounties forgot to unstrap the Sidewinder before firing, and were able to land safely with the UFO in tow after the lines got tangled.

Unfortunately for Rob, they haven't found the off switch for the anal probe yet, and the Martians ain't telling till they get their craft fixed, and they're missing a couple obsolete Homelite parts to finish the job.

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Ya know...................................................them dudes were out logging when the guy (who's best friend was played by an actor named Robert) got abducted and probed. Hmmmmm.....