For the love of God don’t show me your wood

Looks like you need the Man of Action™ to come down and help you out.
You got that right, he would have that space filled in short order.
In case a "certain member" has missed it, eye will point out the obvious,,Porn Hub and deer stands don't make for greedy heepin' stacks of far'wood.
LOL, deer season has been over for a while. but porn..well that's always in season.
 
Me dry wood pile is mighty low.

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me too................loggers never take care of their own wood. like mechanics never take care of their own car.
i cant believe you get that long ass in that stove, i run 16" in mine or the coals fall out when ya open the door.
 
on that note, the oldest wants into the wood b'ness. guess ima set him up and that brings my years old wood splitter dream back up top.
it just might happen this time. its occured to me, since it will be waist high [to us tall fellers] might i design it with a chute, and aslo maybe a trailer landing leg so it could be lowered on one end in such a way that the opposite end with this chute would go in the back of a ton truck? me thinks its close enough to do some thinkin on. i am thinking one could about half load the truck while splitting. splitting action would push up the chute and into the truck. whatcha thinks? TFL,DR fuck off. FINE
 
on that note, the oldest wants into the wood b'ness. guess ima set him up and that brings my years old wood splitter dream back up top.
it just might happen this time. its occured to me, since it will be waist high [to us tall fellers] might i design it with a chute, and aslo maybe a trailer landing leg so it could be lowered on one end in such a way that the opposite end with this chute would go in the back of a ton truck? me thinks its close enough to do some thinkin on. i am thinking one could about half load the truck while splitting. splitting action would push up the chute and into the truck. whatcha thinks? TFL,DR fuck off. FINE
I dont have a chute on mine, but I dont see why it wouldn't work, I just keep splitting till I get wore out or run outta wood to split, and it just keeps pushing the pile back.

I always wanted to add a second valve and quick couplers to the back to hyd. drive a short elevator or conveyor.
 
on that note, the oldest wants into the wood b'ness. guess ima set him up and that brings my years old wood splitter dream back up top.
it just might happen this time. its occured to me, since it will be waist high [to us tall fellers] might i design it with a chute, and aslo maybe a trailer landing leg so it could be lowered on one end in such a way that the opposite end with this chute would go in the back of a ton truck? me thinks its close enough to do some thinkin on. i am thinking one could about half load the truck while splitting. splitting action would push up the chute and into the truck. whatcha thinks? TFL,DR fuck off. FINE
Well, the dood I've been getting my wood from for the last couple years has this one, back my dump trailer under it and I'm driving away with a full cord 15 minutes tops. Yeah it's a chunk of cash off the bat, but he does 1500 cord a year....and 500 cord goes to NYC at $450 a pop