Food Dehydrators
- Thread starter Majorpayne
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I told Stacy that loading a jerky gun is like trying to put a turd back in.
how do you all chew it? any jerky any one ever gave me i wound up spitting it out. i aint got great teefs, but i dont think serrated ones would help.
Making it from ground beef. I have had 15 teeth pulled, 17 left. It ain't easy.
i only have a few more than you. grounds a good idear. if my old toof puller didnt quit, i would have none. so called dentist today are pussys.
Fred's only got 4 or 5. He says you're the pussy.
what did ewe do to poor freds teefs? you feed that puppy sodas and candy? the fred wants steak!
They took him to the vet when I was in the hospital, they said he had gum disease or some shit made all his toofers loose. Cost me almost 900 bucks to get them pulled
sob! poor Fred. well you get some good hamburger then damn it.
also where is this toof yanker? hes cheap. i could maybe do 900 for what i got left...............
My ol dad had his teeth pulled in the barber chair in the local beer joint/ barbershop by a guy named Bill Briggs, he was built like a industrial refrigerator and just used a pair of vice grips. Dad kept his teeth in a little cedar chest and liked to show them to any grand kids that came around. He had a set of store bought teeth but only wore them to weddings and funerals, he could eat anything but corn on the cob or peanuts
I don’t think I’m that tuff!
I don’t think I’m that tuff!
Don’t get down on yourself. I bet if you had someone to hold the ends you could eat corn on the cob.
I wonder if a person could dehydrate a bunch of Fucks for those days when you don't have any Fucks left to give?
The War Dept has a Harvest Right freeze dryer. It works well, but apparently the MFG are real dicks when it comes to product support and such. She sez she'll never buy another one from 'em.
Why waste a perfectly good dehydrated fuck?
So what's the best things to make other than jerky? I didn't buy one yet, but I'm gonna
I bought some apples and bananas to try. Laroo is the expert.