The new Chinese Hot Mustard WTF thread

Cliff notes are P Pelosi is queer as a $3 bill and had an argument with a male hooker over money, and it's still questionable that he was in the car (giving PP a bj) when he wrecked in August.
Where would you find a story that crazy and wrong? Especially when the intruder confessed he was there to break Nancy's kneecaps. And he hit Paul in front of the cop.
 
Where would you find a story that crazy and wrong? Especially when the intruder confessed he was there to break Nancy's kneecaps. And he hit Paul in front of the cop.



I’m not sure what happened, but the fact that they won’t release the bodycam footage would lead me to think that whatever they’re saying happened isn’t what really happened, in either instance.


I think was 2nd or 3rd grade when you play telephone. The statement starts with one kid and is passed one by one until it reaches the last kid, then you see how much it has changed. That was when my teacher told us “Don’t believe anything you hear or read and only half of what you actually see.”
 
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