The new Chinese Hot Mustard WTF thread

My father was a steel worker, something in the in mill burst getting a few of the guys, so they went to get clean clothes. One of the guys didn't have any new undies, so he decided to go without and zip his bag into his pants. They all laughed for bit, utill the coworker really started panicking. My father went to the tool crib and got some side cutters to get the coworker free.