Not So Pros v3.0

Presto
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Hey rick..

There’s a big square hole in your ceiling..
 
Whitey the 6.ho got a workout today

Old fella down the road has early stages of Alzheimer's and didn't like what his wife made for lunch so he went for a drive.. Wound up on a 4 wheeler path in the river bottoms and his old diesel Chevy couldn't go any farther. Tough old guy has a prosthetic leg but he walked 3 miles back home. I found his truck and went looking for him and was relieved to see he got home. So I get him in my truck and we go pull his out, get him facing back towards a oil lease road and told him to avoid the big ass hole because its like 3' deep. He drives right into it... Pull him out again and away he goes.. Into another set of ruts where he sits the Chevy on its frame again... Pulled it out again and he decided to avoid mud and rampage through hickory saplings which worked fine and he got to a solid road.

I think he had the time of his life.. We all need some adventure he said
 
Whitey the 6.ho got a workout today

Old fella down the road has early stages of Alzheimer's and didn't like what his wife made for lunch so he went for a drive.. Wound up on a 4 wheeler path in the river bottoms and his old diesel Chevy couldn't go any farther. Tough old guy has a prosthetic leg but he walked 3 miles back home. I found his truck and went looking for him and was relieved to see he got home. So I get him in my truck and we go pull his out, get him facing back towards a oil lease road and told him to avoid the big ass hole because its like 3' deep. He drives right into it... Pull him out again and away he goes.. Into another set of ruts where he sits the Chevy on its frame again... Pulled it out again and he decided to avoid mud and rampage through hickory saplings which worked fine and he got to a solid road.

I think he had the time of his life.. We all need some adventure he said
Pics of the big ass hole? And i dont mean Rob
 
Whitey the 6.ho got a workout today

Old fella down the road has early stages of Alzheimer's and didn't like what his wife made for lunch so he went for a drive.. Wound up on a 4 wheeler path in the river bottoms and his old diesel Chevy couldn't go any farther. Tough old guy has a prosthetic leg but he walked 3 miles back home. I found his truck and went looking for him and was relieved to see he got home. So I get him in my truck and we go pull his out, get him facing back towards a oil lease road and told him to avoid the big ass hole because its like 3' deep. He drives right into it... Pull him out again and away he goes.. Into another set of ruts where he sits the Chevy on its frame again... Pulled it out again and he decided to avoid mud and rampage through hickory saplings which worked fine and he got to a solid road.

I think he had the time of his life.. We all need some adventure he said


Years ago a local millionaire had his wife take away the keys to his truck because of his Alzheimer’s. He went to take a nap, his wife went to check on him a little while later to find him gone. She called the cops, but no sign of him. He walked in the door a few hours later and couldn’t tell her where he’d been or how he got home. She looked out in the driveway and saw his brand new Ford pickup. She then made a call to the Ford dealer, told them the situation and asked them them for some details. They told her that “he walked in, pointed at a truck and set a stack of cash down on the table. Same as every other time.” She let them know that they were not to sell him another vehicle without checking with her, first.