Not So Pros v3.0

Years ago a local millionaire had his wife take away the keys to his truck because of his Alzheimer’s. He went to take a nap, his wife went to check on him a little while later to find him gone. She called the cops, but no sign of him. He walked in the door a few hours later and couldn’t tell her where he’d been or how he got home. She looked out in the driveway and saw his brand new Ford pickup. She then made a call to the Ford dealer, told them the situation and asked them them for some details. They told her that “he walked in, pointed at a truck and set a stack of cash down on the table. Same as every other time.” She let them know that they were not to sell him another vehicle without checking with her, first.
Not alzheimer's just a dumbass
the guy I worked for in 1996
Was a multi millionaire
And has several businesses and farms.
He bought a new ford diesel fully loaded 4x4
He brought it to work and that was the last time I saw it.
He left and went to a 600 acre farm his other crew was cutting hay.
The next day I worked he asked if I stole his truck or knew who did just return it
And it'll be cool.
I said wtf?
Did you leave it at the farm
No somebody stole it.
Welp
Several months later when they were second cutting hay they found it where he left it
In a hollow Windows down animals had had orgy's in it and it was full of field mice.
 
Not alzheimer's just a dumbass
the guy I worked for in 1996
Was a multi millionaire
And has several businesses and farms.
He bought a new ford diesel fully loaded 4x4
He brought it to work and that was the last time I saw it.
He left and went to a 600 acre farm his other crew was cutting hay.
The next day I worked he asked if I stole his truck or knew who did just return it
And it'll be cool.
I said wtf?
Did you leave it at the farm
No somebody stole it.
Welp
Several months later when they were second cutting hay they found it where he left it
In a hollow Windows down animals had had orgy's in it and it was full of field mice.


Same guy, his assistant is driving him somewhere. They go past a property that has a pond pretty close to the road that is overgrown and looks like hell. He tells the assistant "That's kind of an eyesore. You should find out who owns that property so we can purchase it and get it looking nice." Assistant says "You own it, you bought it 10 years ago." At one time he owned hundreds of properties, I believe.
 
Same guy, his assistant is driving him somewhere. They go past a property that has a pond pretty close to the road that is overgrown and looks like hell. He tells the assistant "That's kind of an eyesore. You should find out who owns that property so we can purchase it and get it looking nice." Assistant says "You own it, you bought it 10 years ago." At one time he owned hundreds of properties, I believe.
I can’t even manage to keep the tags on the truck current..

Let alone keeping tabs on 100 properties..
 
Just got back from running the dog at the ballfield, Linda showed up with her Siberians, there was chaos. Linda's friend stopped by, he has a Husky/Wolf mix, emphasis on the Wolf.
Charlie didn't like it, the Sibs didn't either, it was the first time I heard her growl and bare teeth, the Wolf retreated, three nasty bitches were too much.
 
I held in a sneeze ,,sews I wouldn’t wake our overtired 6 month old ,,while driving home from a family gathering ,,pulled a muscle under the shoulder blade ,,,was useless for 3 days n sore fora week ,,,,,,,tip,,,,,,,never try to stop a sneeze !!
Yeah, I held it back. But I normally do. Having a lot of trouble today. Lol