Good morning thread

WoodChuck’r said:
I’m talking about pussy dude - pussy - licking it and slapping it and hammering it away at it with my dick and cumming inside of it and not loving the female that’s getting me off…. Female anatomy is what I’m talking about here - not dudes and not dick….


Why is it every time I’m single I get all you fags going on and on about dicks and gay sex…??
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I just never seen a straight guy hate on women so much. :ROFLMAO:
 
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BIGBADBOB said:
worst air quality in north america now.
Im rite in the middle of the foto
something like 240 active fires.
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Time to make a break for Revelstoke!

WoodChuck’r said:
Sometimes I wish I could get inside the head of those who are crazy like her….

I’m so mentally stable and rock solid on who I am and I’ve never had a time in my life where I’ve gone crazy with substances or sex or any other addictions….

It’s almost as if I’ve denied myself the need to be human….

Such is life when you’re a robot I guess….
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Well, there was that skinny jeans addiction...
WoodChuck’r said:
Why is it every time I’m single I get all you fags going on and on about dicks and gay sex…??
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Again, the skinny jeans.

What else are we to assume?
 
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WoodChuck’r said:
Chilled at the house lastnight with the kids and their mom and had a little fire outside and did some s’mores….

Was a nice evening until my son and step son started driving their mother absolutely insane - I got to be the dad that yelled at both of them and once my 3yr old son started his meltdown and got put to bed early I followed up with lecturing my 10yr old step son and told him he needs to stop being such a little prick to his mother….

He got upset and went inside - with their mother putting our boy to bed and the 15yr old step daughter going inside as well, I have to say it finally resulted in some peace and fucking quiet for me at the fire for about an hour all by myself - shit was wonderful…. I’m sure many of you can understand and relate to that shit - hahahaha!

Jess thanked me for having her back and mentioned how nice it is to have me around because the kids (especially the boys) love to test her patience and they do so way more when I’m not there…. the kids are way more in line when I’m around and they’re as fucking good as gold when they’re with only me and their mother isn’t present….


Today around early afternoon I’m heading to my mothers for the night with my son and step son and we’ll do some sort of awesome kid shit and be entertained for today and most of tomorrow - not sure what we’ll do but whatever it is I’m sure they’ll have fun….



Morning assholes….
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I have no children but I've learned in
My 50 year's of having
5 sister's and 2 brother's
And more damn niece's and nephews and great niece's and nephews and other kids
I can't remember
When I visit any of them I can simply
Leave
It's so peaceful and relaxing to just drive away from toddlers having meltdowns
And siblings attempting to murder each other.
 
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Found a sticker for my chuskyIMG_20210731_120445.jpg
I leave this one at my nephew's
To cut tree's for him
I put a new bar and chain on it.
He couldn't pull it to start it last winter
So I told him
I'd stack base gaskets
To lower compression.
I lied and did not do that
He can man up and start it or use the decomp I didn't tell him about
I gave him a dolmar 115 he likes a lot.
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Stopped at my friends range last nightIMG_20210731_164631.jpg
He has trouble with arthritis in his hands
Revolver's are getting too heavy to handle.
But he really liked the tx .22 very light weight and trigger
the m&p he liked but
Trigger is a bit too heavy.
 
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