Good morning thread

[thomas1]

Yep, he should consult @big t double on it. Just apply what the expert tells him and he'd have her eating out of his hand.

Or his butt.

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

I’m not into butt stuff - but I guess if I go there with her then so be it I guess….

As it is she recently told me she really wants to play with herself while she watches me bang another girl, preferably some sexy little 25yr old slut that she’d like for us to use as a sex toy or bed pet….

Not really sure how to respond to her about any of this stuff but maybe I should just shrug my shoulders and go with the flow, LOL….

 

[Stihl sawing]

should just shrug my shoulders and go with the flow

well...ya got permission.

 

[RandyMac]

daysofotherlives.com

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

Sometimes I wish I could get inside the head of those who are crazy like her….

I’m so mentally stable and rock solid on who I am and I’ve never had a time in my life where I’ve gone crazy with substances or sex or any other addictions….

It’s almost as if I’ve denied myself the need to be human….

Such is life when you’re a robot I guess….

 

[RandyMac]

drink a bunch of whisky, get in a bar fight, bang Lucy in the alley, lose your wallet and wreck your car on the way home

 

[RandyMac]

80F @ 80%, warm and moist like your mom

 

[BIGBADBOB]

Rained here this AM,, I counted 11 drops. Smokey near 80f

 

[JRepairsK70e]

I still hold much of a grudge against her

She fucked with my heart pretty effing bad….


But all the adult bullshit aside - there’s some kids that need to be raised here and as much as I’d like to replace their mother and move on with someone else that’s way better than her (and as great as the sounds to me) I can’t bring myself to send the message to the kids that their mother is a worthless replaceable piece of garbage….

Unfortunately I’m a glutton for punishment due to the fact that I’m a better man than that and am choosing to put the kids and the family first….

And on a total side note she has mentioned to me numerous times that she’s horny as hell and is constantly distracted by her dirty thoughts about me and can’t wait for me to aggressively have my way with her so she can visit some of the over the top kinky shit she has in her head with me…. I don’t know if I should feel flattered or scared….


lol….

Um,,,Err,,,,,,,,Run,,,,,run fast itsa trap !!Scroll back a month orso an revisit your appraisals of the sitch,,don’t let the little prick do the thinkin !”

lol

Of course it’s a trap - any single one of them does it to trap you….

What’s gonna happen - am I gonna find one that DOESN’T use her pussy to trap me…??

None of them wanna get together ‘just to fuck’ - they might act that way but they all think they have a magic vagina and (I’m not bragging here) but I’m a good looking dude who’s also a really nice and great guy…. they all wanna ‘get in’ so they can have a baby or get married or both….

Jess already did that and fully admitted she did everything should could to take advantage of my baby making DNA….

It’s all they’re good for dude - whether I go back to sticking it in her or find a new one to stick it in - they get beyond attached and controlling and possessive….. pains in the ass, every single one of them….


Only reason I’m around is cuz there’s kids - who I stick my dick in just ain’t that important - whether it’s her or some other desperate clingy chick….

yer mirror iz lieing to ya dude !!

 

[JRepairsK70e]

I’m not into butt stuff - but I guess if I go there with her then so be it I guess….

As it is she recently told me she really wants to play with herself while she watches me bang another girl, preferably some sexy little 25yr old slut that she’d like for us to use as a sex toy or bed pet….

Not really sure how to respond to her about any of this stuff but maybe I should just shrug my shoulders and go with the flow, LOL….

Written like a loving family oriented guy ,,, this would make a awesome episode on “ how eye met yer mother dude “ 😳😘😇🤦‍♂️

 

[DSS]

I still hold much of a grudge against her

She fucked with my heart pretty effing bad….


But all the adult bullshit aside - there’s some kids that need to be raised here and as much as I’d like to replace their mother and move on with someone else that’s way better than her (and as great as the sounds to me) I can’t bring myself to send the message to the kids that their mother is a worthless replaceable piece of garbage….

Unfortunately I’m a glutton for punishment due to the fact that I’m a better man than that and am choosing to put the kids and the family first….

And on a total side note she has mentioned to me numerous times that she’s horny as hell and is constantly distracted by her dirty thoughts about me and can’t wait for me to aggressively have my way with her so she can visit some of the over the top kinky shit she has in her head with me…. I don’t know if I should feel flattered or scared….


lol….

Neither, you should be feeling like sending some tiddy pics. And some feetz for The Wendell would be appreciated too. Happy birthday Brad, also Eddie.

 

[DSS]

Butt stuff. Pretty sure I called this early on.

I ain't telling you you're right again, fuck that noise

 

[Majorpayne]

Neither, you should be feeling like sending some tiddy pics. And some feetz for The Wendell would be appreciated too. Happy birthday Brad, also Eddie.

Fuck Eddie.

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

They’re all crazy….

Find one crazy woman and leave or experience her leaving you - once you replace her you’ll just fill that spot with another crazy one….

If you want sanity, stay single - you ain’t gonna live with a clear state of mind whilst you have one that you choose to come home to……

It’s all a simple choice - you either sign up for crazy, or you sign up for not crazy….

And it’s all good either way - we poor bastards are the dumbasses who sign up for it all - we just can’t let our dicks stay dry for too long…..

lol….

 

[Stihl sawing]

They’re all crazy….

Find one crazy woman and leave or experience her leaving you - once you replace her you’ll just fill that spot with another crazy one….

If you want sanity, stay single - you ain’t gonna live with a clear state of mind whilst you have one that you choose to come home to……

It’s all a simple choice - you either sign up for crazy, or you sign up for not crazy….

And it’s all good either way - we poor bastards are the dumbasses who sign up for it all - we just can’t let our dicks stay dry for too long…..

lol….

well crap, i had hope fer ya. either get help from @big t double and eat that ass and have her doin what ya want or consult ckelp about grinder. com.

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

The only hope I have is for raising my son and my two step kids


The rest of what happens or what doesn’t happen ain’t important - I told the cow I can very easily stick my dick in someone I have no respect for

I’m sure the rest of y’all are guilty of the same thing, lol….

 

[Stihl sawing]

I can very easily stick my dick in someone I have no respect for

ckelp and grinder can help you out on that.

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

I’m talking about pussy dude - pussy - licking it and slapping it and hammering it away at it with my dick and cumming inside of it and not loving the female that’s getting me off…. Female anatomy is what I’m talking about here - not dudes and not dick….


Why is it every time I’m single I get all you fags going on and on about dicks and gay sex…??

 

[DSS]

I’m talking about pussy dude - pussy - licking it and slapping it and hammering it away at it with my dick and cumming inside of it and not loving the female that’s getting me off…. Female anatomy is what I’m talking about here - not dudes and not dick….


Why is it every time I’m single I get all you fags going on and on about dicks and gay sex…??

l

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

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