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When I was about 25 I had a GF that had a cat and she loved it more than me. I was doing a lot of water skiing back then and wore a type of flip flop called a "tiddie" and they were the most comfortable things ever. Several times I had set down on her couch and the cat would get under it and then sneak close enough to where it could swipe the back of my feet/ankles with her claws. This didn't set real well with me and I walked in one day with a cigar burning, I smoked fairly decent sticks even back then. I set down on the couch and the cat came down the hall and went under it, I knew what was going to happen. I got that cigar good and glowing on the end, moved my feet out, and when that cat went to swipe me I hit that bitch right on the nose with a red hot end of that cigar. She went to squealing and hauled ass down the hall right onto the bed and shit/pissed all over it.

I only went to her place a couple more times after that and every time the cat went to the other end of the house, it stayed away from me. I only tapped the GF a couple more times after that too,
 
When I was about 25 I had a GF that had a cat and she loved it more than me. I was doing a lot of water skiing back then and wore a type of flip flop called a "tiddie" and they were the most comfortable things ever. Several times I had set down on her couch and the cat would get under it and then sneak close enough to where it could swipe the back of my feet/ankles with her claws. This didn't set real well with me and I walked in one day with a cigar burning, I smoked fairly decent sticks even back then. I set down on the couch and the cat came down the hall and went under it, I knew what was going to happen. I got that cigar good and glowing on the end, moved my feet out, and when that cat went to swipe me I hit that bitch right on the nose with a red hot end of that cigar. She went to squealing and hauled ass down the hall right onto the bed and shit/pissed all over it.

I only went to her place a couple more times after that and every time the cat went to the other end of the house, it stayed away from me. I only tapped the GF a couple more times after that too,

Somehow I can see all that happening to you, especially the cat thing.
 
When I was about 25 I had a GF that had a cat and she loved it more than me. I was doing a lot of water skiing back then and wore a type of flip flop called a "tiddie" and they were the most comfortable things ever. Several times I had set down on her couch and the cat would get under it and then sneak close enough to where it could swipe the back of my feet/ankles with her claws. This didn't set real well with me and I walked in one day with a cigar burning, I smoked fairly decent sticks even back then. I set down on the couch and the cat came down the hall and went under it, I knew what was going to happen. I got that cigar good and glowing on the end, moved my feet out, and when that cat went to swipe me I hit that bitch right on the nose with a red hot end of that cigar. She went to squealing and hauled ass down the hall right onto the bed and shit/pissed all over it.

I only went to her place a couple more times after that and every time the cat went to the other end of the house, it stayed away from me. I only tapped the GF a couple more times after that too,
Cats...
belong in barns.
That's it.
 
There was a film crew in town a few years ago
They were showing off their expensive drone,drones were kinda new then.
They flew it right through a triple pane window,opps
Neither survived
For Christmas my friend bought her husband a 600.00
Drone with multiple cameras
On it
He wanted it for year's for deers he said.

The day after Christmas she was showering and he flew it into the shower above her
All she could think of was it was filming her and stranger's could see it?
Don't ask me why she thought that.
But she freaked the fuk out
She grabbed that drone multiple blades spinning
And gutter stomped it into the tub
They had to replace the tub she cracked the porcelain.
 
For Christmas my friend bought her husband a 600.00
Drone with multiple cameras
On it
He wanted it for year's for deers he said.

The day after Christmas she was showering and he flew it into the shower above her
All she could think of was it was filming her and stranger's could see it?
Don't ask me why she thought that.
But she freaked the fuk out
She grabbed that drone multiple blades spinning
And gutter stomped it into the tub
They had to replace the tub she cracked the porcelain.
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