What to cram in T1's box?

[Jimmy in NC]

So I have two boxes of paintball gear I picked up for T1 off the local craigs list. This stuff was all in a plastic tote (~80 lbs of it) and I broke it into two medium heavy duty boxes to ship to him. Issue is the boxes are only half full... so what items of surprise should I stick in there? Plastic Poulan saws? Mini Macs? Dog turds? Mystery left overs from the fridge?

Any ideas?

 

[Plan-b]

Big boxes are a probem, get tighter ones?

I seen a video of a fire extinguisher being used to fill up a box, maybe try that?

 

[Fifelaker]

Maybe try 30-40 midgets?

 

[CFT]

I say take apart 10-17 mini macs and spray the parts with pancake Syrup and see if any local ants want a ride.

 

[Majorpayne]

Clean out the litter box.

 

[treeslayer2003]

rubber dicks. i heard he likes those.

 

[Dan in WI]

Glitterbombs.

You guys are amateurs.

 

[Yukon Stihl]

Spray foam insulation...
Then nothing will get lost or damaged...

 

[Czed]

So I have two boxes of paintball gear I picked up for T1 off the local craigs list. This stuff was all in a plastic tote (~80 lbs of it) and I broke it into two medium heavy duty boxes to ship to him. Issue is the boxes are only half full... so what items of surprise should I stick in there? Plastic Poulan saws? Mini Macs? Dog turds? Mystery left overs from the fridge?

Any ideas?

A couple of the goddamnpieceofshit plague on humanity Husqvarna 435/440s
I'll take any Chinese saw or any poulan any day over those absolute diarrhea's of saws

 

[Laroo]

rubber dicks. i heard he likes those.

Gawd amighty! How many more do you suppose he needs? I heard he buys em at Costco by the pallet

 

[Laroo]

I suggest going to KFC, buy the largest bucket they have, take it home to feed the family then send him the bones. We’ll see if he has a aneurysm when he opens the box

 

[Genius]

I suggest going to KFC, buy the largest bucket they have, take it home to feed the family then send him the bones. We’ll see if he has a aneurysm when he opens the box

Make sure you ship it fedex so it takes a few weeks to get there too.

 

[dancan]

A couple of the goddamnpieceofshit plague on humanity Husqvarna 435/440s
I'll take any Chinese saw or any poulan any day over those absolute diarrhea's of saws

Tell us how you really feel about those saws, don't hold back ...

 

[treeslayer2003]

all i know is Jimmy says he gonna stuff Tom's box............

 

[dancan]

Better be moar stuffs than just an extra cocktail weiner to stuff that box.

 

[Skeans1]

Make sure you ship it fedex so it takes a few weeks to get there too.

Hell it might be that long if UPS goes on strike.

 

[Skeans1]

A couple photo albums full of Rob in is bud light gear.

 

[Dieselfitter]

A Greasy old ball cap and a used styrofoam coffee cup

 

[Magnumitis]

Floppy hats twisted counter clockwise

 

[JRepairsK70e]

Get juan o those pillow bag masheens and make him a months supply of bagged farts ,,,eye think he would prefer essence of eggsalad n broccoli!🤗👍😎