The prepper preparedness list thread

Is the pope Catholic?

I think so. He's definitely a piece of shit, though.

I've been trying to get my FWB into basic prepping, for over four years. She's wavered between not feeling like she could afford it, and keeping her head buried in the sand, due to other difficult life issues. Since about a month ago, she's freaking out about the prospect of an EMP, and starting to get serious about prepping. It's nice that she's finally motivated, but we really live in a shitty region, in regard to societal breakdown and long-term survival. I'm dying to move, preferably back to MI, but she's stuck here until her girls graduate high school (five more years).
 
I think so. He's definitely a piece of shit, though.

I've been trying to get my FWB into basic prepping, for over four years. She's wavered between not feeling like she could afford it, and keeping her head buried in the sand, due to other difficult life issues. Since about a month ago, she's freaking out about the prospect of an EMP, and starting to get serious about prepping. It's nice that she's finally motivated, but we really live in a shitty region, in regard to societal breakdown and long-term survival. I'm dying to move, preferably back to MI, but she's stuck here until her girls graduate high school (five more years).
Prepping for butt stuff?
 
Are y'all still stocking your bunkers?
No, i dont know what more to get... Any ideas?
I think so. He's definitely a piece of shit, though.

I've been trying to get my FWB into basic prepping, for over four years. She's wavered between not feeling like she could afford it, and keeping her head buried in the sand, due to other difficult life issues. Since about a month ago, she's freaking out about the prospect of an EMP, and starting to get serious about prepping. It's nice that she's finally motivated, but we really live in a shitty region, in regard to societal breakdown and long-term survival. I'm dying to move, preferably back to MI, but she's stuck here until her girls graduate high school (five more years).
Now, what do you stock up for that? Carburetored cars?
 
No, i dont know what more to get... Any ideas?

Now, what do you stock up for that? Carburetored cars?

Warning: TL;DR alert. If anyone isn't interested, then carry yer ass back to the #buttstuff thread...

I don't recall where you left off, so I'll just add my three cents. My core preps, whether for a 3-day power outage, months of civil unrest, or a ding-dang EMP, are mostly the same. The following are what I believe to be the minimum...

Wood stove: Some people can't make this happen, but in my mind it is absolutely critical. I would do everything in my power to come up with a creative way to retrofit my home to accommodate even a small one. Bare minimum (like if the old lady won't tolerate one, and cuts you off from oral pleasure), at least have a used one, and some stovepipe/flashing in storage. I've managed to have one at every place I've lived over the past fifteen years (minus about six months). We already use it for our primary heat, but I can also "cook" on it, and use it to boil/sterilize water. If a person can't obtain a wood stove, then they have to come up with alternatives to accomplish the same role; Buddy heaters, camp stoves/grills, water filter (camp/backpacking type), extra propane/isobutane, BBQ grills, etc...

Water: Pretty self-explanatory; we be deadz without it. The pinnacle of water prepping is having a well that you could retrofit with a hand pump, if things really went south. I'm not in that situation right now, so I have some water stored, and filtration/sterilization capabilities (and a fairly dependable water source, at least for awhile). Rain barrels are an idea, depending on where you live. Also, I store a bit of bleach for water sterilization.

Food: Buy LOTS of non-perishables, and just rotate through them to keep them fresh, even if it's stuff you wouldn't normally eat. I have rice, beans (dry and canned), a variety of canned fruits and vegetables, canned tuna and chicken, baking needs, condiments (including spices, honey, sugar, salt/pepper, mustard, etc.), and lots of other stuff that lasts awhile. I also have a freezer full of food, but that will only last as long as my generator will run (add extra, stabilized fuel to the list). Food is an area where that Costco or Sam's Club membership is really important. I keep a good stock of nuts, granola bars, dried fruit, etc... Additionally, the crazy Mormons have a non-perishable food resource (https://providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/self-reliance/home-storage-centers?lang=eng) .

Lighting: This is critical to both convenience and morale. I have a shit-ton of candles, oil lamps and lanterns, propane and isobutane lanterns, and battery-operated lighting (flashlights, headlamps, lanterns). Additionally, I keep lots of batteries, wicks, oil/kerosene, globes/chimneys, and propane/isobutane on-hand and in storage. My kids and I are going to learn candle-making in the near future, so I'll have to keep those supplies on-hand.

Firearms/ammo: Way too big of a topic to get into at the moment. Bottom line: Have something, ANYTHING, to keep you/your family safe and fed.

Regarding the EMP/vehicle question: Yes, older, carbureted vehicles. This is still probably only a temporary solution, as gasoline goes bad so quickly, and diesel will eventually run out. That said, real SHTF survival is about outlasting the idiots. If you have a 1977 Jeep Wagoneer, will it help you and your family survive just a little bit longer than people who are completely stranded? Of course it will. Alternative vehicles also apply here. If an EMP actually pops off while your kids are at school, wife is at work, and girlfriend is at the yoga studio, you'll be pretty damn glad that you've got that Ford 8N and trailer, so you can rescue them. Shit even an older riding lawnmower, bike and trailer, or ATV/dirt bike/motorcycle apply in this scenario. Admittedly, this is an area where I'm lacking. I've got some of those alternatives available, but I'm saving money for an older vehicle, preferably a truck or SUV.

The above only scratches the surface of how I prep, but I don't want to bore you too much. I'm definitely no expert (like @Stihl sawing ) at this topic, there are just way too many variables, but...I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express about six months ago.
 
Warning: TL;DR alert. If anyone isn't interested, then carry yer ass back to the #buttstuff thread...

I don't recall where you left off, so I'll just add my three cents. My core preps, whether for a 3-day power outage, months of civil unrest, or a ding-dang EMP, are mostly the same. The following are what I believe to be the minimum...

Wood stove: Some people can't make this happen, but in my mind it is absolutely critical. I would do everything in my power to come up with a creative way to retrofit my home to accommodate even a small one. Bare minimum (like if the old lady won't tolerate one, and cuts you off from oral pleasure), at least have a used one, and some stovepipe/flashing in storage. I've managed to have one at every place I've lived over the past fifteen years (minus about six months). We already use it for our primary heat, but I can also "cook" on it, and use it to boil/sterilize water. If a person can't obtain a wood stove, then they have to come up with alternatives to accomplish the same role; Buddy heaters, camp stoves/grills, water filter (camp/backpacking type), extra propane/isobutane, BBQ grills, etc...

Water: Pretty self-explanatory; we be deadz without it. The pinnacle of water prepping is having a well that you could retrofit with a hand pump, if things really went south. I'm not in that situation right now, so I have some water stored, and filtration/sterilization capabilities (and a fairly dependable water source, at least for awhile). Rain barrels are an idea, depending on where you live. Also, I store a bit of bleach for water sterilization.

Food: Buy LOTS of non-perishables, and just rotate through them to keep them fresh, even if it's stuff you wouldn't normally eat. I have rice, beans (dry and canned), a variety of canned fruits and vegetables, canned tuna and chicken, baking needs, condiments (including spices, honey, sugar, salt/pepper, mustard, etc.), and lots of other stuff that lasts awhile. I also have a freezer full of food, but that will only last as long as my generator will run (add extra, stabilized fuel to the list). Food is an area where that Costco or Sam's Club membership is really important. I keep a good stock of nuts, granola bars, dried fruit, etc... Additionally, the crazy Mormons have a non-perishable food resource (https://providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/self-reliance/home-storage-centers?lang=eng) .

Lighting: This is critical to both convenience and morale. I have a shit-ton of candles, oil lamps and lanterns, propane and isobutane lanterns, and battery-operated lighting (flashlights, headlamps, lanterns). Additionally, I keep lots of batteries, wicks, oil/kerosene, globes/chimneys, and propane/isobutane on-hand and in storage. My kids and I are going to learn candle-making in the near future, so I'll have to keep those supplies on-hand.

Firearms/ammo: Way too big of a topic to get into at the moment. Bottom line: Have something, ANYTHING, to keep you/your family safe and fed.

Regarding the EMP/vehicle question: Yes, older, carbureted vehicles. This is still probably only a temporary solution, as gasoline goes bad so quickly, and diesel will eventually run out. That said, real SHTF survival is about outlasting the idiots. If you have a 1977 Jeep Wagoneer, will it help you and your family survive just a little bit longer than people who are completely stranded? Of course it will. Alternative vehicles also apply here. If an EMP actually pops off while your kids are at school, wife is at work, and girlfriend is at the yoga studio, you'll be pretty damn glad that you've got that Ford 8N and trailer, so you can rescue them. Shit even an older riding lawnmower, bike and trailer, or ATV/dirt bike/motorcycle apply in this scenario. Admittedly, this is an area where I'm lacking. I've got some of those alternatives available, but I'm saving money for an older vehicle, preferably a truck or SUV.

The above only scratches the surface of how I prep, but I don't want to bore you too much. I'm definitely no expert (like @Stihl sawing ) at this topic, there are just way too many variables, but...I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express about six months ago.

I need to find a guy like you around here so i can go take all his shit when/if this kicks off
 
Yeah, people really do have that type of evil mindset. As a result, I talk to very few people about this topic.

Yep, a guy i only know in passing caught wind from a mutual friend that i have a fair amount of ammo and tried to get me to sell some to him at pre covid price. After i declined he said he knows what house to hit first... i told him i would damn sure give him some ammo if that happens and not how he wants it
 
Yep, a guy i only know in passing caught wind from a mutual friend that i have a fair amount of ammo and tried to get me to sell some to him at pre covid price. After i declined he said he knows what house to hit first... i told him i would damn sure give him some ammo if that happens and not how he wants it

Invite him over to show off your woodchipper and backhoe.