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WTF?
Bodybuilder marries sex doll after long-term romance
Plan-b
Canada is a 3rd world shit hole. Change my mind
Seems kinda like a joke doesn't it? I wonder how the doll signed the papers, and if a receipt of sale is good enough for a birth certificate?WTF?
Bodybuilder marries sex doll after long-term romance
Get well soon maulfaceWTF?
Bodybuilder marries sex doll after long-term romance
Seems like a fart smeller there, wonder if he got lucky on the first date
Heard the was a brothel planed for the Vancouver area with dem dolls...WTF?
Bodybuilder marries sex doll after long-term romance
Japan has some already
Plan-b
Canada is a 3rd world shit hole. Change my mind
I think he was saving himself for marriage
Guy is in Kazakhstan. I guess a doll is a step up from a goat or camel.
Plan-b
Canada is a 3rd world shit hole. Change my mind
On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone
was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
*******************************************************
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to
be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death
and stuff." Mariah Carey
*******************************************************
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life," Brooke Shields, during an interview to
become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign
*******************************************************
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
*******************************************************
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country," Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
*******************************************************
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it," A congressional candidate in Texas.
*******************************************************
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
*******************************************************
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it.." Al Gore, Vice President
*******************************************************
"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .."
Dan Quayle, Vice President
*******************************************************
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need?" Lee Iacocca
*******************************************************
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback.
*******************************************************
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain
types of people." Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
********************************************************
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 2020 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
Keppel Elderberry
*********************************************************
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
**********************************************************
was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,"
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
*******************************************************
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to
be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death
and stuff." Mariah Carey
*******************************************************
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
part of your life," Brooke Shields, during an interview to
become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign
*******************************************************
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
*******************************************************
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country," Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
*******************************************************
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it," A congressional candidate in Texas.
*******************************************************
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
*******************************************************
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it.." Al Gore, Vice President
*******************************************************
"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .."
Dan Quayle, Vice President
*******************************************************
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need?" Lee Iacocca
*******************************************************
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein." Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback.
*******************************************************
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain
types of people." Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
********************************************************
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 2020 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
Keppel Elderberry
*********************************************************
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
**********************************************************
An old Cherokee chief was teaching his grandson about life...
"A fight is going on inside me," he said to the
boy.
"It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.
"One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed,
arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies,
false pride, superiority, self-doubt, and ego.
"The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity,
humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth,
compassion, and faith.
"This same fight is going on inside you - and inside
every other person, too."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked
his grandfather,
"Which wolf will win?"
The old chief simply replied,
"The one you feed."
"A fight is going on inside me," he said to the
boy.
"It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.
"One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed,
arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies,
false pride, superiority, self-doubt, and ego.
"The other is good - he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity,
humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth,
compassion, and faith.
"This same fight is going on inside you - and inside
every other person, too."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked
his grandfather,
"Which wolf will win?"
The old chief simply replied,
"The one you feed."
