The new Chinese Hot Mustard WTF thread

Never again will I let someone bitch about a couple empty pop bottles rolling around my back seat floorboard. Local WTF from this morning.

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I do tows and impounds for the RCMP
One hot summer day i was called to pick up a minivan for impound about 25 miles from my shop.
Got there turned around and hooked it up to my wheel lift.
Go to make sure the ebrake is off,i look through the window and see cigarette buts everywhere,garbage covering the seats floor.
I open the door expecting foul cigarette stench on a hot day, nope.
What i didn't see was the piles of animal shit in the back,plus animal piss combined on a hot day i just about tossed on the spot.
That one is still the most disgusting vehicle i had anything to do with.
 
Minivans are the most practical vehicle ever. Way handier than a truck.

I picked up a $500 dodge caravan. I have my full toolbox in the back, and various other tools.
A trip to the lumber yard, no problem. I can fit full sheets of plywood in the back.
For larger items, on the roof the item goes with ratchet straps to tie it down.
The thing gets way better mileage than my truck.
It's a total pile of shit, rusted, dented etc. It looks like your typical slummy trailer park tenants daily ride. She may be in rougher shape than The Dohn's GWH

The best part of it is the sheer embarrassment of my teenage daughter when I pick her up from school. She opens up the door, jumps in the back and lays down so no one can see her riding with me in it.
 
Minivans are the most practical vehicle ever. Way handier than a truck.

I picked up a $500 dodge caravan. I have my full toolbox in the back, and various other tools.
A trip to the lumber yard, no problem. I can fit full sheets of plywood in the back.
For larger items, on the roof the item goes with ratchet straps to tie it down.
The thing gets way better mileage than my truck.
It's a total pile of shit, rusted, dented etc. It looks like your typical slummy trailer park tenants daily ride. She may be in rougher shape than The Dohn's GWH

The best part of it is the sheer embarrassment of my teenage daughter when I pick her up from school. She opens up the door, jumps in the back and lays down so no one can see her riding with me in it.
Minivans are like boats, if you have a friend with one, you dont need one.

That said, I'm tired of crawling down into my clown car and either a minivan or small SUV is my next commuter ride.
 
Minivans are the most practical vehicle ever. Way handier than a truck.

I picked up a $500 dodge caravan. I have my full toolbox in the back, and various other tools.
A trip to the lumber yard, no problem. I can fit full sheets of plywood in the back.
For larger items, on the roof the item goes with ratchet straps to tie it down.
The thing gets way better mileage than my truck.
It's a total pile of shit, rusted, dented etc. It looks like your typical slummy trailer park tenants daily ride. She may be in rougher shape than The Dohn's GWH

The best part of it is the sheer embarrassment of my teenage daughter when I pick her up from school. She opens up the door, jumps in the back and lays down so no one can see her riding with me in it.
Pivs of the van?
 
Minivans are the most practical vehicle ever. Way handier than a truck.

I picked up a $500 dodge caravan. I have my full toolbox in the back, and various other tools.
A trip to the lumber yard, no problem. I can fit full sheets of plywood in the back.
For larger items, on the roof the item goes with ratchet straps to tie it down.
The thing gets way better mileage than my truck.
It's a total pile of shit, rusted, dented etc. It looks like your typical slummy trailer park tenants daily ride. She may be in rougher shape than The Dohn's GWH

The best part of it is the sheer embarrassment of my teenage daughter when I pick her up from school. She opens up the door, jumps in the back and lays down so no one can see her riding with me in it.
Old guy up the road in the village put one of them Kmart plows on a caravan and plowed a few driveways for a couple of winters.
 
Minivans are the most practical vehicle ever. Way handier than a truck.

I picked up a $500 dodge caravan. I have my full toolbox in the back, and various other tools.
A trip to the lumber yard, no problem. I can fit full sheets of plywood in the back.
For larger items, on the roof the item goes with ratchet straps to tie it down.
The thing gets way better mileage than my truck.
It's a total pile of shit, rusted, dented etc. It looks like your typical slummy trailer park tenants daily ride. She may be in rougher shape than The Dohn's GWH

The best part of it is the sheer embarrassment of my teenage daughter when I pick her up from school. She opens up the door, jumps in the back and lays down so no one can see her riding with me in it.
Imagine, if you will, Ridgeline ownership.