The new Chinese Hot Mustard WTF thread

Troof
When i was in grade 9ish French was brought in to the school system as Canada's official second language...
The teacher told us at the beginning of the year that everyone learns at their own pace and nobody would fail...
I stopped listening to him as soon as that sentence entered my brain cavity...
I don't know a dozen french words,which sucks.
I am sure that a few more pussy's would have been laid bare in my bed had i learned the french tongue
I told old french bitch to FO. Grade 7
I got sent to the office told to appolgize, never attended french again.
But i was good student other wise