Not So Pros v3.0

[DSS]

true. but you gotta decide what level of crazy you can put up with every day. try not to get one smarter or crazier than you are.

I never had much luck finding one dumber, women all seem to treat grade 8 like it's mandatory or something

 

[DSS]

This is a fact that I’m unable to dispute


100% accurate in being absolutely batshit crazy

Bat thit qwathy

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

Yeth

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

So you'd hit it then?

Do I have to listen to her talk…?


Because if the answer to that is yes, then my answer to that is no

 

[BIGBADBOB]

Do I have to listen to her talk…?


Because if the answer to that is yes, then my answer to that is no

Nothin like competition,,,

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

It’s a good way to gauge her interest level


I’ll know she digs me if she can shut the fuck up

 

[Stihl sawing]

Do I have to listen to her talk…?

She can't be any wore than the Jacuzzi bathtub woman.

 

[Yukon Stihl]

Nothing like finding a live one that's real completely bat shit crazy

They are all bat shit crazy...
you just never know when it will surface.
Hopefully when they are not with you, before or after.
Redheads are the worst

 

[Yukon Stihl]

She actually asked for my number


I can't fix her,but use her like a T1 date

 

[wøødɔhuɔk’ᴚ]

Can't make crazy sane and ya can't turn a whore into a housewife

Now this, this is one of them occasions where the homie’s not doin' it right

I mean he found him a hoe dat he like

But you can't make a hoe a housewife

So when it all boils down, you gonna find in the end

A bitch is a bitch but a dog iz a man’s best friend

So what, you found you a hoe dat you like - but ya can’t make a hoe a housewife….

- Dr Dre, 2001

 

[Stihl sawing]

make a hoe a housewife

Yep, yer right. i got three hoes here and they would make terrible housewives. doub't they would even get themselves off the nails in the wing of the barn.

 

[Czed]

 

[Stihl sawing]

Well shoot, i just ripped a stitch outta me leg, ain't bleedin and they are comin out in the morning anyway.

 

[Dan in WI]

I had one would repack the grocery cart right in front of the checkout, every fucking time, because I hadn't done it right and the stuff had to go on the conveyor belt IN A CERTAIN ORDER. I didn't keep her too long.

You should have just learned to pack the cart properly in the first place.

Dumbass.

 

[treeslayer2003]

Well shoot, i just ripped a stitch outta me leg, ain't bleedin and they are comin out in the morning anyway.

what did they do to you?

 

[Stihl sawing]

what did they do to you?

so far all i know about is they trimmed up a tore meniscus.

 

[Stihl sawing]

meniscus.

I had to look it up, it looks painful...wait, it was..annd still is.

 

[Genius]

what did they do to you?

Sex change

 

[JRepairsK70e]

I had to look it up, it looks painful...wait, it was..annd still is.

U spelt stihl rong ,,,MsSS !!🤔🤷‍♂️

 

[Stihl sawing]

U spelt stihl rong ,,,MsSS !!🤔🤷‍♂️

And you spelled everything in the post wrong. And didn't capitilize Stihl. 🤪