Not So Pros v3.0

No kidding? We don't have tornadoes up my way, at least not that I've ever heard of. The "bad weather" that people here lose their minds over, is an absolute joke. The guys on the forum, who live east of the Mississippi (or so), would be outside drinking Zimas, during the worst of our "storms".
Looks like up north there’s been a few, now with all the fairies up there I guess it’s less likely. Is Washington’s new motto we run on fairy wishes and unicorn farts?
 
Looks like up north there’s been a few, now with all the fairies up there I guess it’s less likely. Is Washington’s new motto we run on fairy wishes and unicorn farts?

Yep. The Libs are making this place worse every day.

As with any kind of weather event, I think that it's all about the perception of the people experiencing it (fucking sissies, up here). When we get "storms", @Stihl sawing calls that "rollerblading weather".
 
They been talking up the big storm for tomorrow, everyone i have talked to for last 3 days has said how we are gonna get severe stuff. But we was also supposed to get severe storms all day monday and i was fishing...

The bluegill was on fire for braxtons line today.. nice size ones at that. I was a filet'ing fool this eve
 
Wish i hadn't even watched the weather, crap, we are under the highest risk possible for naders, large hail and high winds tommorow. that is if we don't get hit tonight. I don't ever remember being under the highest risk possible before.

Change a few words, and that sounds like the media reporting on "the pandemic".

Is there a nader vax available?
 
Wish i hadn't even watched the weather, crap, we are under the highest risk possible for naders, large hail and high winds tommorow. that is if we don't get hit tonight. I don't ever remember being under the highest risk possible before.
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I am in the red.
 
I think the bad stuff is supposed to be here this afternoon. They are talking about early school dismissal because of it. They will dismiss about the time it hits and let me deal with it.
Here to, from noon to about 9 tonight we can expect bad stuff. Yeah they need to let ya'll out way before it gets here. drivin that bus in a nader or hail the size of tennis balls won't be fun. i just looked at radar..it's coming