The new Chinese Hot Mustard WTF thread

Because you haven’t done the research.
Wife and I were downtown on a wharf the other day and there's a bollard with about a mile of rope wrapped around it, she says 'why did they leave that rope there? I said' it's an unused satellite tether'. probly 5 minutes go by and she says 'what the fuck did you just tell me? I may have laughed