The new Chinese Hot Mustard WTF thread

Wife and I were downtown on a wharf the other day and there's a bollard with about a mile of rope wrapped around it, she says 'why did they leave that rope there? I said' it's an unused satellite tether'. probly 5 minutes go by and she says 'what the fuck did you just tell me? I may have laughed
Nice, I raffed.
 
Everyone knows the ridgeline is the center of the universe.

Actually, at the center of the Universe is a 1936 Ford pick-up.
Back when AS was good and the OSMT was great , I would have sworn the center of the universe was Badly Smelling … I have to say , it was great watching him destroy his credibility all by himself . Schadenfreude !
 
Actually, at the center of the Universe is an International R190.

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Altered for taste.