Who's the biggest asshole on Super990?

I’m disappointed you guys have not kept up the maintenance on the bleachers I helped to build outside stihl sawings shower window, I know I put on a few pounds but when I climbed up for a look a board broke and I got a giant splinter in my left testicle, not that I’m not grateful for the swelling of the area but it hurts.
 
I’m disappointed you guys have not kept up the maintenance on the bleachers I helped to build outside stihl sawings shower window, I know I put on a few pounds but when I climbed up for a look a board broke and I got a giant splinter in my left testicle, not that I’m not grateful for the swelling of the area but it hurts.
Welcome back Walt. I know you've had some challenges but hopefully you can find some respite laughing at all the dumbasses here.