Good morning thread

Semi retarded pretty much gets all of us, you wordy bastard
Whoa!! Don’t be includizin me in the halftard group ,,,,,,eyem spoza be an asswhole taday !!🤨🤪🤗👍hmmm wait a 2nd ,,,,eyeve sawd wut happens to asswholes round hear ,,,,,,,,,ah cmon let me back in the halftard group before sumone breaks out the bokchoy 😳😳☝️💩👀👍
 
Whoa!! Don’t be includizin me in the halftard group ,,,,,,eyem spoza be an asswhole taday !!🤨🤪🤗👍hmmm wait a 2nd ,,,,eyeve sawd wut happens to asswholes round hear ,,,,,,,,,ah cmon let me back in the halftard group before sumone breaks out the bokchoy 😳😳☝️💩👀👍
I Believe it's way too late for you to switch sides
 
Went to Home Depot today to get some shit for the guys at work…. normal every day stuff for us…..

But during said visit, some gay dude hit on me - an employee there - wearing eye liner and had his hair in that homo emo-flop style…. Had colored bracelets on his arms and a bunch of weird rings on his fingers - all tatted up with Disney cartoons on his arms…

He didn’t speak too flamboyant but he definitely sounded gay and felt the need to tell me that I have nice hair and a nice beard - and that my hair matches my beard And I have a nice flannel and preceded to ask me if I live around here


I was beyond awkward and gave him one word answers and just hoped to Christ he would go away - thankfully I cashed out and got the fuck outta there

God damn that was weird….



And yes - I did not make a mistake by telling you all this story….

Que the ball busting….
 
Went to Home Depot today to get some shit for the guys at work…. normal every day stuff for us…..

But during said visit, some gay dude hit on me - an employee there - wearing eye liner and had his hair in that homo emo-flop style…. Had colored bracelets on his arms and a bunch of weird rings on his fingers - all tatted up with Disney cartoons on his arms…

He didn’t speak too flamboyant but he definitely sounded gay and felt the need to tell me that I have nice hair and a nice beard - and that my hair matches my beard And I have a nice flannel and preceded to ask me if I live around here


I was beyond awkward and gave him one word answers and just hoped to Christ he would go away - thankfully I cashed out and got the fuck outta there

God damn that was weird….



And yes - I did not make a mistake by telling you all this story….

Que the ball busting….
You were mistaken for Jason.
 
Went to Home Depot today to get some shit for the guys at work…. normal every day stuff for us…..

But during said visit, some gay dude hit on me - an employee there - wearing eye liner and had his hair in that homo emo-flop style…. Had colored bracelets on his arms and a bunch of weird rings on his fingers - all tatted up with Disney cartoons on his arms…

He didn’t speak too flamboyant but he definitely sounded gay and felt the need to tell me that I have nice hair and a nice beard - and that my hair matches my beard And I have a nice flannel and preceded to ask me if I live around here


I was beyond awkward and gave him one word answers and just hoped to Christ he would go away - thankfully I cashed out and got the fuck outta there

God damn that was weird….



And yes - I did not make a mistake by telling you all this story….

Que the ball busting….
Butt stuff gonna be happenin now.
 
Went to Home Depot today to get some shit for the guys at work…. normal every day stuff for us…..

But during said visit, some gay dude hit on me - an employee there - wearing eye liner and had his hair in that homo emo-flop style…. Had colored bracelets on his arms and a bunch of weird rings on his fingers - all tatted up with Disney cartoons on his arms…

He didn’t speak too flamboyant but he definitely sounded gay and felt the need to tell me that I have nice hair and a nice beard - and that my hair matches my beard And I have a nice flannel and preceded to ask me if I live around here


I was beyond awkward and gave him one word answers and just hoped to Christ he would go away - thankfully I cashed out and got the fuck outta there

God damn that was weird….



And yes - I did not make a mistake by telling you all this story….

Que the ball busting….
You were wearing your #subiegayng shirt, weren't you?
 
Went to Home Depot today to get some shit for the guys at work…. normal every day stuff for us…..

But during said visit, some gay dude hit on me - an employee there - wearing eye liner and had his hair in that homo emo-flop style…. Had colored bracelets on his arms and a bunch of weird rings on his fingers - all tatted up with Disney cartoons on his arms…

He didn’t speak too flamboyant but he definitely sounded gay and felt the need to tell me that I have nice hair and a nice beard - and that my hair matches my beard And I have a nice flannel and preceded to ask me if I live around here


I was beyond awkward and gave him one word answers and just hoped to Christ he would go away - thankfully I cashed out and got the fuck outta there

God damn that was weird….



And yes - I did not make a mistake by telling you all this story….

Que the ball busting….
Wut kina stuffs did you have inyer cart ?? Mebe he was lichen yer purchases ?! 🤔🤔 Didja tell him about you’re Subie crosstrack??