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Yeah, they’re like a suburban that doesn’t keep your stuff dry.
It's been awhile I can't remember all the specifics
But a friend's wife bought a new avalanche
And traded her Malibu I believe it was in on it.
The avalanche ran good and everything but
Every time it rained the complete rear of the cab
Would fill with water under the seat.
They didn't notice it at first until
The black mold started.
I saw a vid he took the water was
Rolling around the cab like a Wade pool.

She takes it in a few times they say they reseal it
But it still leaks.
The last time she was there
She could here them talking about her
Something like
Fuggin' bitch keeps bringing this shit here
Fug her we'll keep getting paid
Who gives a shit.
Welp she recorded everything they said
And got a lawyer
Soon after she got a Silverado and a free Malibu
To drop the lawsuit.
 
You guy's are so fixated on Ridgelines
You seem to forget this
Shit box
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Real 4x4, LS V8, truck frame. It's just the ugliest truck-ish thing GM ever built. I think the same guy designed Jeffus' beloved Pontiac Aztek. For a couple years you could even get a 3/4 ton version if you wanted it to ride like crap too, while still having light axles (same years as the 2500 light duty pickups, no diesel option, no full floater axle in back). You could even get it with the 8.1 if you wanted to be able to get sub 10 MPG.

No, on the contrary, the avalanche is the international sign for "I'm a fucking self important blowhard"

No, that was the Caddy EXT version. Most have gone back to their BMWs by now.
 
Real 4x4, LS V8, truck frame. It's just the ugliest truck-ish thing GM ever built. I think the same guy designed Jeffus' beloved Pontiac Aztek. For a couple years you could even get a 3/4 ton version if you wanted it to ride like crap too, while still having light axles (same years as the 2500 light duty pickups, no diesel option, no full floater axle in back). You could even get it with the 8.1 if you wanted to be able to get sub 10 MPG.



No, that was the Caddy EXT version. Most have gone back to their BMWs by now.
You have your story, eye have mine.

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