Yeah, they’re like a suburban that doesn’t keep your stuff dry.
It's been awhile I can't remember all the specifics
But a friend's wife bought a new avalanche
And traded her Malibu I believe it was in on it.
The avalanche ran good and everything but
Every time it rained the complete rear of the cab
Would fill with water under the seat.
They didn't notice it at first until
The black mold started.
I saw a vid he took the water was
Rolling around the cab like a Wade pool.
She takes it in a few times they say they reseal it
But it still leaks.
The last time she was there
She could here them talking about her
Something like
Fuggin' bitch keeps bringing this shit here
Fug her we'll keep getting paid
Who gives a shit.
Welp she recorded everything they said
And got a lawyer
Soon after she got a Silverado and a free Malibu
To drop the lawsuit.